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Louie: Hey, I’m back.
Andy: cool.
I presume you were watching Rome?
or were you watching the insects programme as well? Or Grand Designs?
Louie: haven’t seen Rome yet
is it any good?
Andy: well neither have I.
I was watching the insects programme. As the evidence suggests.
:)
Louie: yees
Andy: what does that mean?
I've always wanted to watch Rome for the orgies and stuff, but never really got into it.
Louie: o i see
Andy: were you thinking something dirty about insects...?
Louie: shrinks away
Andy: ewwwww......
Louie: what?
i wasn’t.
Andy: oh, OK. Good. what were you thinking then?
Louie: that you were observing a truth about wildlife programmes.
Andy: Oh, I see.
Y'know, I found a necklace a few months ago outside college, handed it in, and since nobody claimed it, I got it back. It's a nice one too.
Louie: o
nice
Andy: It's a men’s one, just so you know.
Louie: o good
Andy: I wouldn't go around with a pretty flowery necklace on.
Louie: i was imagining something with pearls
Andy: aha
:-)
Louie: :D
Andy: Me wearing my necklace:
:-)>
Louie: or with a goatee
Andy: haha, yeah.
Pearl necklace: :-)8
Or me with breasts...
ewwwww....
Louie: quite
Andy: actually.... that might make a good short story…
nah, just joking.
Louie: hmmm
Andy: Oh, here's something.
I asked a girl out yesterday.
Louie: and....
she said?
Andy: she said yes, of course.
Louie: oh she didnt rip your still beating heart from your chest and stamp it into the ground with her stiletto?
good good
Andy: nah. She doesn't wear stilettos anyway.
Yeah, so we'll be going to see X-Men in two sunday's time, hopefully.
Louie: hmm
Andy: I know. I hinted towards Harry Potter, but she was adamant.
Louie: that what?
Andy: HUH?
Louie: she was adamant that....
Andy: she was adamant that she wanted to see X-Men.
Louie: o ok
Andy: but so do I really, so that's ok.
Louie: shes the boss, apparently
Andy: well... yeah.
I really wanted to go out with her.
so I'd have settled for fluffy bunny's picnic 7 if she wanted.
Louie: qutie
*quite
Andy: mmm..
Louie: i dont think you would have
Andy: no, trust me, I would have.
Louie: o ok
Andy: she'd probably have a reason for going to see it, like it having great cinematography or something.
Louie: hmm
Andy: Or she'd be doing it in an ironic fashion.
stuff like that.
Louie: cultured or pretentious?
Andy: Cultured. Definitely. She's too down to earth to be pretentious.
And she's shorter than me, which is a bonus.
Louie: oh good god
age?
Andy: 16. She’s in one of my classes.
Louie: oh dear lord
Andy: Please! Calm down!
Louie: breathes
Andy: I mean don't think we're too heavy. I don't even know she likes me in... that way. I just know she wants to be closer to me. In a friendly way at the moment...
Louie: mmm
Andy: but y'know. She said yes instantly... no internal battles or anything, so yeah.
thumbs up
go on, you can say it.
Louie: no i wont
Andy: Yes you will. Come on.
please. I'll find it funny. and it's a natural progression of the conversation.
c'mon.
Louie: i think what i was about to say and what you thought i was about to say are different things
Andy: probably. Oh well, what were you about to say? (and bear in mind I don't get offended very easily AT ALL).
Louie: i was about to say shes probably got a bet on with a friend to see who can date the biggest clears throat neek
Andy: um... no.
Louie: apologises for the ashburton slang
Andy: and never use the word neek in my presence.
Louie: cackles gleefully
Andy: "ooh, ooh, it's like a cross between a nerd and a geek! Oh, aren't we clever!!!"
Louie: yes, alas its something ive picked up while teaching at ashburton
Andy: shudders
yes well she actually likes me. Can't think why, but she actually likes me.
heh, it feels good to say that...
she actually likes me.
woo!
Louie: excellent
good for you
and whatever biomechanical mechanisms have done that
Andy: thank you. I'll have to set you up on a blind date with one of her slightly less attractive friends.
Louie: you probably have different immune systems
Andy: and whatever brought that up shall probably remain a mystery for evermore...
Louie: its actually quite interesting
Andy: oh here we go...
Louie: they did a lot of surveys into this stuff
Andy: oh really?
Louie: they found that
a) girls like people who slightly resemble their fathers
Andy: haha
Louie: b) different immune systems are attractive
Andy: That would be why all the girls who have ever liked me have had weak fathers, dominated by their wives.
:)
Louie: (allows potential offspring double the cover)
Andy: ah, I see. But how can they tell what my immune system's like?
Louie: smell
Andy: oh, right.
Louie: its all in the smell
ironically
carries A LOT of information
Andy: the human body's a clever thing, eh? And there we are, trying to cover up our massive penises with underwear, and covering up our smell with deodorant and perfume...
Not that all our penises are massive, but... you know what I mean. About women always going for the better example of masculinity etc.
Louie: well quite.
Andy: Well, gotta go. Sleepy now, and want to go to bed.
Louie: Oh, OK. See you tomorrow then.
Andy: Bye.

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