My second album: a user manual
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I’m sure many of you reading this are anxious to know more about my upcoming second album. For those of you who didn’t know I was bringing out a second album, I am. For those of you who don’t know I’ve ever released an album, I have. And I am. There, now you’re anxious to know about it. I shall put you out of your inevitable anxiety… Now.
Here are some vital facts about my next album:
1. It’s called ‘painfully mainstream’.
2. It’s going to be released by DFTBA. Naturally.
3. Yes, indigo will be on it.
4. There will be an iTunes download as well as a sexy physical CD.
5. Yes, indigo will be on it.
6. There are 11 tracks, totalling nearly 45 minutes.
7. It skips genre frequently, ranging from stuff that’s nearly antifolk to stuff that’s nearly post rock.
8. Yes, that is a bit pretentious.
9. Yes, indigo will be on it.
The planned release date was the 1st of November, but that was based on me getting the cover shoot done by yesterday, so never mind. I’ll talk to Alan Lastufka, a man who is patience personified, about an actual release date. Then take those photos he needs. Send the man some love on Twitter (@alandistro), because I am a terrible contracted musician and he deserves nothing less than another Chameleon Circuit. No wait…
Anyway! Apart from that, I’m also planning on making t-shirts like johnny did, then everyone else ever ever did. I reckon a few Tom Milsom shirts at gigs and things would go down well.
Tell me your thoughts in the comments, whether you’d buy my t-shirts regardless of whether they’re charming and well-designed or not (although I like to think they will be) and what other merch you’d like to have spawning from my little hands.
I like you all immensely,
Tom

Reader Comments
I will definatly buy your t-shirts even if they are totally rubbish. i wana be seen wearing one. and you should totally design some hoodies!!!
Yay Painfully Mainstream!
Very cool. I might get a shirt, once I know the shipping costs to Canada.
I hate being in Australia, I feel like i’m missing out on everything! But I do like the idea of a Tom Milsom shirt, that would be pretty cool.
Any swag of any sort would be cool. Although, hoodies are at the top of the list around here.
I am looking forward to this, very much, and might possibly/almost definitely buy a t-shirt.
I will definatly buy a t-shirt off you. (I am sure they will be wonderful) I really can’t wait for your CD to come out. I really liked it and can’t wait to have it on my ipod.
Ill buy a t shirt if you come up north and do some gigs
. if you dont… ill still probably buy one
YAY! New Album! Is it gonna have Indigo on it?! I’m so not buying it if it doesn’t.
I would definitely buy a t-shirt to support your life of excess.
i wonder if indigo will be on it?
I’d prefer a lovely Tom Milsom shirt to a Johnny Durham one. Please, though, no lions/alligators/cupcakes!
I find it very hard to buy or understand anything unless it hints towards my love of giraffes. Please keep this in mind when making your t-shirts/albums and having conversations with me.
Love Joseph.
I would definatly buy your t-shirts and your 2nd CD, i cant wait! i think its a great idea.
yes yes yes yes yes yes YES! you should definatly make some tshirts i would DEFINATLY buy one! yes yes yes. YES!!! yessss
Another t-shirt? No way? I want a nightie that a woman of a certain age could wear, say, to the supermarket when the dementia takes over.
Sure, make anything. I’m an American consumer. Free shipping?????
I’d definitely buy a t-shirt. You should make one with some of your drawings! But please make it available to North Americans.
ALSO V.V. EXCITED ABOUT THE ALBUM!
Je n’ai jamais recu mon premier CD Tom : (
(I sure do hope that’s correct ^_^ My French is horrible)
Excited for CD #2!
<3
Jalyn
Can’t WAIT for the next album – although I’ve never been able to get hold of Awkward ballads because, for various reasons, I can’t buy the physical copy, and it’s not on the UK itunes store (lease please pleeaassee can you sort that out pleeaasee?!)
And tshirts would be AMAZING, would they be sold online aswell?
As long as you’re taking requests: I’d like issue #3 of Amateur Lovemaking Quarterly. Oh? Did I get the name wrong? Sorry. And yes, album. And yes. t-shirts.
Oh, and this request is from my sister: now that it’s fall, i vote for 3/4 to long sleeves.
Oh dearr!! I cannot WAIT for Painfully Mainstream!! New music from my favorite artist? Ohyes. I think that’ll go well. And T-Shirts?! I would DEFFINATELY buy those OwO And wear it with pride around my school.
You must make t-shirts, Tom! It’d be the best!
Lots of Love,
Bree.
I won’t be purchasing a shirt, but as long as you continue to make sexy sexy music, I can ask for nothing more. <3
YESPLZ! I’m really excited for painfully mainstream. And for t-shirts. How do you feel about posters?
because i could definitely go for a good tom milsom poster right about now…
Will you be selling Indigo-colour T-shirts ?
this makes me insanely happy. you have no idea.
This is so cool
Oh,good,I’ve been waiting for t-shirts for ages.No doubt I would buy it.<3
5th of December! God dammit, thats my mums birthday AND she is a special age (she would kill me if i put it up on the internet) so i cant miss it. *mumbles about how her mum should have been born another day*
Can’t wait to get the album! And t-shirts? HELL YEAH! Online, yes? ‘Cause some of us is not from UK, you know…
Denmark (y)
top edhardy longsleeve http://www.lookedhardy.com
I'd like posters spawning from your little hands
I'd like posters spawning from your little hands